You hear that? That is the sound of my heart breaking.
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
there comes a point (4:30am) where you legitimately consider staying up the rest of the night because its too much trouble to sleep and wake up in 2 hours
Things I don’t want:
Assassin’s Creed movie
Last of Us movie
Mass Effect movie
Any video games being made into films
GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS
This was my favorite Scooby Doo movie. I even bought it off amazon
characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
The cucanana one fucked. me. up. though.
And the the Orangemato..
And then the eggplant that turned out to be an actual egg.
Just No. Cool! But no.
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
You can tell he’s either making a tremendous effort not to scream or he’s just given up on humanity entirely.
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
okay, so even if seaworld does treat their animals humanely
it’s still so fuckin wrong to keep wild animals in captivity for entertainment purposes rather than educational purposes, because then they are a pet and a show, not an intelligent, dignified creature